This past weekend in "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" news, Evelyn Lozada, one of the stars of the hit TV show, Basketball Wives, who was never really a basketball wife, was hospitalized after being head butted by her husband, pro football player, wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins, and super weirdo, Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson, sustaining a massive head wound that required stitches. The couple reportedly got into a huge argument after she found a receipt for condoms in his car. Ocho reportedly told Police that he and his wife accidently bumped heads. The Police evidently found it hard to believe because they charged him with misdemeanor battery, and upon being released on $2500 bail he was ordered to stay away from his wife. I guess this ruins the chances of these two beating Kim Kardashian and Chris Humphrey's 75 day marriage record. They have only been married a little over a month. The sad thing is, if they can't make it, what does that mean for the rest of us?! But seriously, this is sad. This whole basketball wives nonsense has gotten so far out of hand, these people probably don't know where they end and the show begins. As of today Chad Johnson has been cut from the Miami Dolphins, and stands to lose millions. The most shocking thing about the situation is that I thought Ev was tougher. If it was Tammy, Ocho would have been the one who needed stitches!