Thursday, May 16, 2013

Just When You Thought You Heard It All (5/18/2013)

What this guy did is probably every foodies dream, and I know this because I am a proud foodie. So what?!
Authorities in Kentucky have charged a man who decided to have an overnight feast in a closed supermarket outside Louisville.
The manager of a ValuMarket says he found 57 empty whipped cream cans in the garbage when he arrived Monday morning. 
Local media reported 30-year-old Trevor Runyon was charged after he was found in the ceiling of the store.
Surveillance video from the store showed that Runyon cooked and ate six steaks, washed them down with beer and then topped off his meal with shrimp and birthday cake.
At least he's going to jail full !
Police say Runyon slipped into the store and hid while employees closed it for the night.
Bullitt County Detention Center records show Runyon is from Shepherdsville, Ky. It wasn't clear whether he has an attorney. But it's a pretty safe bet that if he couldn't afford to buy steakum, and Miller Lite,  he probably can't  afford a lawyer.

This next story is proof that the truth is stranger than fiction, and often much funnier.

A surveillance camera onboard a bus in Philadelphia captured the moment that a deer crashed through the windshield before picking itself up and trying to leap back out again.

The bus was making its usual journey in the Johnstown area of Pennsylvania when the dramatic accident happened on Tuesday.

Transport authorities who released the footage say the shocked driver eventually opened the door and the apparently uninjured deer jumped out.

The bus was only carrying one passenger at the time and no injuries were reported. 

Bambi likes to ride the bus. Who knew! Hopefully she'll use the door next time.

All that I can say about this story is, WOW!

A 75-year-old resident of a New Jersey senior citizen housing complex is suspected of running a prostitution ring that employed some elderly residents as sex workers.
The suspect, James Parham, 75, A.K.A. "Methuselah Mack" was also accused, along with Cheryl Chaney, 66, of allowing residents and visitors to use crack in their apartments, police said.
Both are charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a nuisance, and Chaney is also charged with possession of crack cocaine.
In Parham's case, the nuisance charge relates to allowing prostitution in his apartment and in Chaney's case, it relates to allowing drug use in hers.
Englewood Police Chief Arthur O'Keefe told the local media this past week that Parham ran the prostitution ring through his apartments, and employed a mix of young women and older residents. 
None of the alleged prostitutes were arrested.
O'Keefe says there was also sex and drug use going on in common areas of the complex, and that some seniors were afraid to venture into certain areas because they were afraid for their lives.
Richard Allaway, a resident, says he and others were aware of "a lot of nonsense going on."
A lack of security in the building is believed to have contributed to the problem.
Kevin Thomas, who has loved ones living in the complex, said he couldn't understand why older people were turning to crime.

"Why they wait so late in life to start doing stuff they should have did years ago, or shouldn't have touched period, why do you wait this late?" he said.

This is nothing compared to what might happen if social security is cut. There may end up being a whole lot of geriatric pimps and pushers.

This is almost too stupid to be true.

A man had to be rescued by three police officers after getting stuck in a McDonalds high chair has become the new hero of the internet, after a picture of the diner sitting in a tiny seat and hanging his head was shared thousands of times on social media.
The incident, which happened in a restaurant in Cork, Ireland is made more amusing by the fact that the man appeared to be dining on his own. Either that, or his friends left him after his practical joke went wrong. 
I know I would have left his dumb behind.
 There also appears to be no shortage of seats to explain why he chose to sit in the seat for babies.
He was probably drunk, and maybe he thought that he could get high just by sitting in a high chair. 

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