Thursday, May 2, 2013

Just When You Thought You Heard It All.......

This week in "just when thought you heard it all" news,
Metro police charged a Nashville man with robbery late Monday night after he punched a diner at a local Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant and stole his dinner.
The victim told police he was approached by a man later identified as William Riley at the KFC located on Harding Place at Metroplex Drive.
According to the affidavit, Riley, 48, punched the victim twice in his face, took his KFC dinner and walked away.
Witnesses confirmed the victim's report to police. Riley was located a short time later and taken into custody without incident.
He was charged with robbery and booked into the Metro jail on a $5,000 bond.

This has the be the most expensive chicken dinner in the history of this planet.
I guess he really thinks that KFC is finger lick'in good!

Sometimes Mama is a rolling stone.
A Pennsylvania woman who mysteriously disappeared 11 years ago has resurfaced in Florida, saying that she just walked out on her family, her life and her problems.
she disappeared February 2002, after last being seen dropping off her children at school.
"She left just on a split-second whim and decided to just leave, and turn her back on her family and on her life, and pursue a life with these homeless people to hitchhike down to Florida," according to Police.
Brenda Heist, 54, turned herself in to authorities in Key Largo, Florida, last week, informing them that she thought she might be wanted in another county.
The responding officer checked her name and saw that she was listed as "missing and possibly deceased" from Lititz, Pennsylvania, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office in Florida. Authorities in Monroe County immediately contacted the Lititz Borough Police, informing them that Heist was in their custody. After exchanging pictures and details, Detective Sgt. John Schofield confirmed that it was indeed the Brenda Heist he had been searching for since 2002. He met with her in Florida two days later.
For the first two years, he said, she was homeless. She lived under bridges, eating food thrown out by restaurants after they closed. For the next seven years, she lived in a camper with a man she had met. They made money as day laborers, cleaning boats and doing other odd jobs for which they didn't have to show ID and were paid in cash.
All I can say is........WOW!

Police in Louisville, Ky. say that 50-year-old Jeffrey Wagner admitted to smoking crystal meth before going into a Burlington Coat Factory store and having a veritable feast, according to the local media. Store employees told police they found Wagner in the shoe section chowing down on carpet lint. He allegedly said he was "eating sparkles,".

Police arrived at the scene, and say Wagner was carrying Lortabs, a bag of crystal meth, a bag of mysterious white powder and a bag of unidentified pills. He was charged with possession of a controlled substance and public intoxication.
This story takes getting the munchies to a whole new level. Rick James once said that, "cocaine is a hell of a drug."
Well, so is meth apparently!


Side Bar:
To all of my African-American readers, no the guy who stole the chicken dinner is not.......
and yes everybody, the those two pics on the right are the same woman.
It was a rough 11 years! She was definitely kicked in the behind from Father Time.

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