Saturday, February 14, 2015

Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (2-14-2015)

Just so we're clear, every man who makes a baby is not a father, every father who has a child is not a daddy and some guys are nothing more than idiots who've made babies!


A father who strapped his one-month-old baby to a steering wheel, span it around and posted footage of the stunt online has been blasted by children's rights groups. REALLY?!?!?!?!

Yong Liao,  39, was at a service station in western Taiwan's Miaoli county when he strapped the baby to the wheel of his car and spinned it back and forth. 

The baby's mother, Xia Lung, then posted the clip online to the horror of children's rights groups.

After receiving a torrent of abuse, the 34-year-old removed the video, having responded to her critics: 'I don't know what everyone is complaining about, we weren't on a main road at the time, we were only at a service station.' ..........

Despite widespread criticism, social workers said no action would be taken against the couple. 

Throughout the brief video, Mr Liao and Miss Lung can be heard cooing and singing to the baby as it's rocked back and forth. 

Somebody should do that to him! Spin his dumb behind in a circle and throw knives at him while he spins!!!

Besides that WACK shirt, he looks like a regular dude, right? Looks like he's on a bus or a train headed for Hotlantia, maybe. Well...........

 Police police in Pittsburgh caught up to a man trying to flee assault charges because he posted a selfie on Facebook while sitting on a Greyhound bus out of town, a police chief said Tuesday.

"We like it when dumb criminals assist us in our investigation," Ambridge police Chief James Mann told the Beaver County Times, which first reported the arrest........LOLOL!!

Mann told The Associated Press that the suspect, 22-year-old Donald Harrison, had been living in the borough about 20 miles northwest of Pittsburgh when he was charged with assaulting a woman and refusing to let her leave her apartment after an argument on Jan. 24.

An hour after the woman called police, police learned that Harrison, who is originally from Spartansburg, South Carolina, posted the Facebook message, "IT'S TIME TO LEAVE PA."

Yeah.....because everybody knows that the police have absolutely positively no idea what Facebook is!

Police couldn't find him right away, but Mann said the woman called him Sunday afternoon after she noticed the Facebook selfie with the message saying, "OMW TO SPARTANSBURG SC SAY A PRAYER FOR ME."

Mann said the picture appeared to show Harrison sitting in a bus or airplane and, acting on a hunch, he called the Greyhound bus terminal in Pittsburgh and learned a bus to Spartansburg had left 15 minutes earlier. After learning it would stop in Youngstown, Ohio, Mann explained the situation to Greyhound and arranged for Youngstown police to arrest Harrison on a warrant he faxed them.

"I guess when the bus pulled in they instructed the driver to keep the door shut until police got there, and the rest is history," Mann said. "We've been on 'World's Dumbest Criminals' for a couple of things, but his actions certainly qualifies for another episode" of the reality show on truTV.

The show focuses on the dumb but funny things criminal suspects sometimes do that get themselves caught. But Mann said there's nothing funny about what Harrison allegedly did to the victim.

Among other things, Harrison body-slammed her several times during the 12-hour ordeal before he left, and she has several fractured vertebrae, Mann said.

As a result, police expect to add a charge of aggravated assault when he is extradited from Ohio later this week.

Online court records don't list an attorney for Harrison, who is charged with simple assault, unlawful restraint and reckless endangerment, among other charges.

This is strictly a rhetorical question. Is there anything sexy about this dinosaur?
Well, apparantly she thinks there is!

An 82-year-old is facing a criminal record after allegedly stealing a bottle of "Sexiest Fantasies" perfume.

Deputies in Richmond County, Georgia, arrested Anneliese Young on Jan. 27, after she entered a CVS store and an employee allegedly saw her put a bottle of "Sexiest Fantasies" perfume into her purse, The Smoking Gun reports.

Young allegedly walked out of the drugstore without paying for the $7.39 body spray. She was followed by an employee, the Metro reported.

When the employee confronted Young, the suspect allegedly handed her thebottle of "Sexiest Fantasies" body spray.

The employee then called the Richmond County Sheriff's Office and told officers she wanted to press charges against the octogenarian, the Daily Mail reports.

Young was taken to the Richmond County Jail and booked on a charge of larceny and later released.

Young is accused of stealing the brand's "Fireworks" scent, which is described by the manufacturer as "a burst of sensuality as plump wild strawberries, succulent peaches and voluptuous vanilla come together."

According to, it promises to be "as addictive and seductive as the women who wears it".



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