Saturday, September 5, 2015

Just When You Thought You Heard It All News 9-6-2015

Some people ride bikes or public transit when their licenses are suspended. But in what I can only describe as a "doofus move", one battery-powered, Barbie Jeep-riding Texas State student is not allowing a DWI arrest stop her from getting around on her own four wheels. 

Tara Monroe, an industrial engineering junior, said her license was automatically suspended after refusing a breathalyzer test after a Waka Flocka concert. Her father drove to San Marcos from Kingwood, her hometown, to strip her of her vehicle, leaving her with a bike to get around. 

A stupid police officer in Millis, Massachusetts, who claimed that he'd crashed his cruiser Wednesday after coming under attack by a gunman in fact lied about the entire incident, according to local police........

The only shooter was the officer himself, who fired repeatedly into his own squad car, Millis police Sgt. William Dwyer said Thursday. 

The bogus report prompted a massive manhunt on Wednesday for the nonexistent gunman, with a SWAT team joining in the search. Civilians were asked to remain indoors for hours. Officials also canceled classes at Millis schools on Thursday as a precaution.

The officer, whose name won't be released until criminal charges are filed, had claimed that he crashed and his car caught fire after a suspect armed with a handgun fired at him from a dark colored pickup truck. 

I'm surprised he didn't say the shooter was a dark colored man in a dark colored pick up truck.

The officer, who has been variously reported as 24 and 27 years old will be fired, Dwyer said. He joined the department a year and a half ago and was a full-time dispatcher and part-time officer. 

"I am very upset and don't know how to feel right now," Dwyer said, according to media reports. "The public is safe and should feel secure in their homes and the community."

Reporters took photos of the charred wreckage of the police vehicle.

Dwyer said it's unclear if the officer also torched the car. He wouldn't comment on the officer's motives. 

Sometimes, the stars align perfectly, and idiotic, rude people get exactly what they deserve!

In a video uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, an irate woman was captured hurling insults at restaurant workers who had the audacity to put green peppers on a meal for kids who "don't eat green things!" 

So I guess this means that they don't eat anything healthy!

"If you want to be polite to the customer, then you speak English," barks the impolite customer. "My kids don't eat green things, they eat red peppers!"

When the workers, who remain calm throughout the video, offer to make a new meal, the woman calmly reminds them that "I DON'T HAVE 15 MINUTES!"

You know who else doesn't have 15 minutes? The world, for this person's bulls**t.

"You get it right the first time! The customer is always right!" says the customer, who, incidentally, is very wrong.

Though it's possible the video is fake, the workers in the video don't seem to be in on the "joke."

Finally, as the woman -- who embodies everything terrible in the world -- strides towards the exit, she once again reminds the staff to "GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!"

Do you know what else needs to be done right the first time? Opening doors. Otherwise you crash right into them!


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