Thursday, January 3, 2013

3 Ways To Tell If Your Mate Is Crazy, Deranged, and Disturbed

1. If your man is over 35, and still has dreams of "rocking the mic" some day, he is crazy, deranged, and disturbed. If he's been in the studio, aka his mothers living room, cutting demos for the past 20 years and he's never gotten a deal, guess what.........he probably won't.
The only thing worse than this is if his only job is dreaming of "rocking the mic", and cutting demos in his mothers living room. But then again if you knew this going in, maybe you're just as crazy as he is!
2. If he shows up at your job angry and unannounced in his Sponge Bob pajama bottoms, flip flops, and a Batman t-shirt because you wouldn't return his calls there is a slight chance that he might be just a little crazy, disturbed, and deranged.
3. He has 10 children by 10 different women & wants to star in his own reality show as if this is something to be proud of. He could either be crazy, disturbed, deranged, or a marketing genius if he could use his dysfunction to get some buzz. Then maybe, just maybe, he could "rock the mic" after all. On second thought, naw!
1. If your woman looks at the "recents" on your phone, calls everybody, and asks your mother who she is, and how she knows you. Because she hasn't met her yet. There is a good chance that your woman is crazy, disturbed, and deranged. Which would explain why you haven't taken her home to meet your mother in the first place.
2. She has credit cards with her first name, and your last name, and your not even married. Wait a minute, she's more of a criminal than crazy, but I guess the fact that she did some mess like that would put her in the crazy category.
3. If she agreed to do a reality show with the father of her child who happens to have 9 other children, just for the thrill of being on TV, she just might be crazy deranged, and disturbed. But what does that say about you for being involved with her? There is a distinct possibility that you might be crazy, deranged and disturbed!


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