Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (7-18-2015)

Authorities in Los Angeles are looking for a stupid burglar (oxymoron), who accidentally made a selfie with his victim's iPhone......................

Police say the thief entered a home in the Venice area through an unlocked door Saturday and grabbed the phone, but he accidentally activated a video app.

The crook briefly recorded himself standing in the living room before he took off with the device.

A woman and two 15-year-old girls sleeping in the house weren't hurt.

The owner of the phone remotely accessed the video, and police have released it.

Authorities say they don't know the crook's name, but they know what he looks like. A FOOL!'

They're hoping somebody else can put a name to the face.

I get agitated when the wi-fi connection is bad, but usually not enough to whip out a knife!

That's what Amber Lynn Henson, 48, is accused of doing last Thursday at a Taco Bell in Tahlequah, Oklahoma.

Henson was having trouble using the restaurant's wi-fi and decided to cool off by filling up her cup at the drinking fountain, only to be blocked by a group of teenage boys, according to Tahlequahpolice chief Nate King.

“The boys were kind of in the way of the drink fountain and she had to squeeze through them to get her drink, and she got agitated and spilled her drink on one of them,” King said.

Henson allegedly waited outside of the restaurant with a 4-inch blade and challenged two of the boys, including the one who got wet,

"If you want some of me, come on!" she said. The terrified teenage boys ran for their lives at the sight of Henson's pasty face.

Henson left without stabbing anyone. The teens called police, who posted surveillance photos of the incident inside the Taco Bell to Facebook.

Henson was arrested later that day after a tipster recognized her from the video. Police said she admitted pulling the knife but said it was self-defense, according to the Tahlequah Daily Press.

Henson was booked on one charge of assault with a dangerous weapon.

No word on if the wi-fi connection at the Taco Bell has improved.

Jesus can do ANYTHING but fail. But should we depend on Jesus to pay at the buffet??

April Lee Yates, 51, was arrested Sunday for allegedly refusing pay for a $26 seafood buffet at Bennetts Calabash in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

Police arrived after employees said she'd been at the restaurant for four hours and was disturbing other patrons, according to CountOn2.com. Yates also allegedly refused to pay for her meal, saying she had no money.

Officers said when Yates was asked what she had planned to do about the bill she told them that Jesus would pay it for her, according to WBMF TV.

No one, including Jesus, came forward with the loot.

She should have prayed for Jesus to bless her with a job, and tried to get a job. FYI, that's how Jesus pays your bills!! HELLO!!!

At that point, Yates was arrested and charged with defrauding a restaurant. She was taken to the Myrtle Beach Jail.

PR