Friday, October 10, 2014

Just When a You Thought You Heard It All News (10-11-2014)

So you think McDonalds or Burger King makes a great burger. 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a......Well you get the picture. Your burger is nothing compared to this.

The "Glamburger" is here! All fancy burgers have some form of black truffle and a Kobe Wagyu beef patty from Japan, but this one throws in lobster, beluga caviar, venison, a duck egg and an edible gold leaf. And it only costs $1,768!

That's right, kids. A layer of gold on your burger. To eat!

Chris Large, head chef at Honky Tonk in London, teamed up with Groupon to create this monstrosity in celebration of selling its five-millionth food and drink voucher in Britain, he plans to hold a contest to give away a free, 2,618-calorie Glamburger.

Yeah, because most people need to spend all of their money and consume that many calories in one sitting!

"After sourcing the best possible ingredients to create this masterpiece, the winner will certainly have a dinner to remember," Large said.

Life is a funny thing. One minute you're sitting in your car eating Sphaghetti O's with a borrowed spoon and the next.....

It began innocently enough for Ashley Huff. The 23-year-old was riding in the passenger seat of a car when police in Gainesville, Georgia pulled the car over for a routine traffic stop. When cops searched Huff's bag, they found a spoon that was covered in a mysterious residue. It was dirty, Huff explained, because she had recently eaten SpaghettiOs and placed the dirty spoon in a bag in order to return it to a friend. Officers thought it might be methamphetamine, so they conducted a field test which reportedly came back positive. Huff was charged with possession of methamphetamine and spent two weeks behind bars before being released.........

Huff was later thrown back in jail in August, where she remained for a month and a half until more thorough lab results on her spoon came back. They revealed that she'd actually only been guilty of possession of SpaghettiOs sauce all along. "If I knew I was going to have to go through this I would have brought my meth", Huff said. JUST KIDDING!

In addition to cash this crook decided to get himself some "sugar" on the way out.

 A masked gunman in Guam apologized to two employees of a small casino and hugged and kissed them before fleeing with more than $5,000.

The man, wearing a camouflage baseball cap on top of a black ski mask, entered the Lucky Land gambling room Wednesday night with a silver handgun, sending between six to eight customers scrambling for the exits.

Surveillance video shows the gunman approaching the office window where employee Genevie Santos, 23, was working and her boyfriend, Jhan Olivarez, 24, an off-duty employee, was hanging out.

The masked man demanded money, Santos said. Video footage shows him stuffing cash into a black bag before demanding access to the office.

"He said if we don't open the door, he's going to shoot. So we had no choice," she said.

Inside, he continued to grab cash and then took Olivarez's wallet, which contained about $200 and his ID.

Santos said she couldn't stop crying, which prompted the bandit to wrap the couple in a hug. Then he kissed Olivarez on the neck and Santos on the forehead.

Ahhhh, a thief with a heart of gold!

Santos said he apologized, saying, "I'm sorry you had to be the ones working."

When she told the robber they didn't have money to renew Olivarez's license, he returned the ID and gave Olivarez $7



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