Walter Earl Morrison, 20, thought that the package he allegedly swiped while unloading cargo at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix contained cash, according to a probable cause statement. But in fact, the package contained one pricey stone.
Authorities say the "half baked bandit" traded the diamond for the equivalent of two joints of marijuana, a grape soda, and a spiced ham and cheese hero.
JUST KIDDING! Just the weed.
The diamond was later recovered and returned to its intended recipient.
Morrison was arrested Sept. 16 on a felony theft charge. He was scheduled for arraignment Oct. 1.