In Florida, Hal Hamrick wanted to find a lady. So, the 48-year-old man did what ladies like. Hamrick walked around a Port St. Lucie shopping center exposing himself “multiple times,” according to an arrest affidavit. A witness told Port St. Lucie police he saw a man in a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts exposing himself.
Whether he is actually a member of the team is not yet known.
The man twice pulled is "tic tac" out for view in front of Target, and once in front of Babies “R” Us of all places! “Each time he attempted to use a trash receptacle as cover for the act,” an affidavit states. “Hamrick told police he was “exposing himself for the ladies.” “He wants to find a lady and they like when he does that,” an affidavit states.
WHAT KIND OF LADIES IS HE AFTER?!?
Forget flowers, jewelry or cash. Hal Hamrick’s been on this Earth for 48 years and has finally figured out what so many men have yet to discover, what the ladies want! Sure, he could have picked better spots to show off than Target and Babyies “R” Us, but true love knows no bounds One thing’s for sure, this guy’s got a permanent angry pervert mug.