Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (1-18-2014)

The real O.D.B ( Old Dirty Basta...) is alive and.....not so well.

He claims cleanliness brings him sickness.

By that logic, you'd probably smoke animal turds, too. 

Amou Haji, an 80-year-old Iranian, is being called the world's dirtiest man. In an article published Jan. 6, he told the Tehran Times that he hasn't bathed in 60 years.

Haji reportedly lives in isolation in Dejgah village, in the Southern Iranian province of Fars, subsists on rotten porcupine meat, and says the thought of a bath after all this time makes him very angry and

the way he smells probably makes makes other people angry.

He said he adopted his extreme, isolated lifestyle after suffering emotional setbacks in his youth. 

It's amazing how 60 year old scars can last a lifetime.

A Pennsylvania area McDonalds has a brand new menu item. But it's not a burger, fries, or a wrap. Can you say.......

McSmack?

A McDonalds employee was arrested after allegedly selling heroin.

Theodore Levon Upshaw, 28, was charged Wednesday with possession of heroin, possession with intent to deliver and delivery of heroin.

The arrest was made after a narcotics informant purchased heroin from the suspect in the parking lot of a McDonalds in Murrysville, Penn.

Mike Manko, a spokesman for the Allegheny County District Attorney’s Narcotics Enforcement Team, said the informant previously made other purchases inside the restaurant.

Upshaw was previously convicted on possession with intent to deliver, and got the job at McDonalds after being released early from the state prison in Mercer.

Upshaw is being held in the Westmoreland County Prison on $50,000 straight cash bond. 

Moments later a friend with curly, fiery red hair, big red floppy shoes, and a yellow jump suit arrived with the cash and bonded Upshaw out. Hmmmmmm.

No words............But of all the things you can put in your mouth.......

As addictions go, a 22-year-old woman named Keyshia has a quite a fetish.

She's addicted to the taste of dirty, pee-filled diapers, which she developed a taste for two years ago.

Since that first stained diaper, Keyshia estimates she slurped her way through 25,000 soiled Huggies which is enough for six babies' lifetimes.

Ewwwwww!

Her fiancé Jerome gripes about how she leaves the diapers everywhere, including mugs.

"Just wash the cup" is her retort.

And this is who he wants to marry?!

Her fiance is shocked by how far she will go for a taste.

"I've tried to work with her, but she goes beyond for her diapers," Jerome said. "She's even willing to dig in the garbage."

And this is who he wants to marry?!

In the episode, Keyshia attempts to get the diaper-soiled monkey off her back.

But it's not easy.

"I'm going to smell them one last time then you can have them," she said.

Two years ago, 22-year-old Keyshia developed a strange addiction chewing on and smelling dirty diapers.

Since then, she has been filling her cupboards, drawers and purse with pee-soaked diapers to satisfy her cravings.

She needs Jesus!

PR