Friday, January 10, 2014

Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (1-11-2014)

Be extremely careful who you let baby sit your children! Or you might end up with the baby sitter from hell.

Candace Wood celebrated her 28th birthday in high style. 

Possibly too high, since she was babysitting a two-year-old at the time.

Wood is facing a child neglect charge after the boy she was watching was found shivering and shoeless on the back porch of a stranger's house near Daytona Beach early Tuesday morning, according to the local media.

The homeowner called police after seeing Long passed out on the porch with the kid.

Deputies who questioned Long said she was incoherent and kept muttering that she was drunk because it was her birthday. She also allegedly said she didn't know where she was or the name of the toddler she was babysitting

Police eventually determined that Long was asked by the boy's father to watch him while he ran errands.

She wasn't supposed to leave the child's house, but she took the boy two blocks away from his home to the porch where officers found her, according to local media sources.

Long was arrested Tuesday and charged with child neglect. She is being held in the Volusia County Branch Jail on $1,000 bail. 

Although Long's booking photo shows a fresh wound under her eye, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office told the Orlando Sentinel he didn't know how it happened.

I heard that she fell and her eye accidentally hit his fist. But that story had not been confirmed.

The boy Long was babysitting was eventually reunited with his parents, who should thank God that bad judgement is not a criminal offense.

I am at a loss for words!!!!!

The ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy was arrested last Saturday after allegedly whipping a gun out of her vagina and threatening her boyfriend. 


Jennifer McCarthy 48, got into an argument with her 53 year old lover about space aliens, according to a probable cause affidavit. I wonder if the urgument was about whether she is one or not.

McCarthy left her Santa Fe residence, then came back and changed into lingerie. The outfit was accessorized by a silver handgun placed in her vagina, with which she began to have "inner course," [ according to the affidavit.

Again, WHAT?????

While cleaning the chamber, McCarthy reportedly posed the question, "Who is crazy, you or me?" before pulling out the gun and pointing it at her boyfriend's head, the Albuquerque Journal reported. The boyfriend told deputies he wrested the weapon away from her and put it first in the toilet, then the trash can. 

McCarthy was charged with aggravated assault on a household member. 

bottle xray cropped

I wonder how that got up there!

A man who went to a Chinese hospital complaining of stomach pains told doctors that he had no idea what was causing them. 

Could it have been the bottle up his butt?

Hmmm, maybe.
X-ray photos, apprently taken last year, show the bottle lodged in the man's abdomen, along with a curved piece of wire that he used to try and fish the foreign object out. 

He confessed to having stuck the bottle up his bottom at home, and said he'd been unable to get it out. Doctors had to surgically remove the bottle from his abdomen. 

According to gastroenterologist Dr. Andre Fedida, the bottle appears to be lodge so far into the man that surgical means are the only way to get it out. 

"The wire is of no use. It would only cause damage, maybe even perforate the colon," Dr. Fedida said in an interview. "The only way to get it out would be to open up the colon and remove the bottle."

Although he didn't suspect the photo was a fake, Dr. Fedida said that it's possible the bottle was superimposed. "It's hard to tell because a this resolution, there's no definition of the wall of the colon. But it would appear that the bottle is in his large intestine."

He says he's seen stranger things before.

"It reminds me of my residency. I once saw a guy with a French's mustard bottle in his colon," Dr. Fedida said. 

God only knows what this guy did with the ketchup.


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