Thursday, December 12, 2013

Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (12-14-2013)

Guns are a huge responsibility, and not everyone should be allowed to own one. But unfortunately every now and then one finds it's way into the hands of a fool.

Talk about having the crap scared out of you.

A Kentucky man who was using a public restroom decided to set his loaded pistol on a toilet paper dispenser when the weapon slipped off and shot him in the leg.

The incident took place inside a Fozoils restaurant in Elizabethtown, according to the local media. Police said the man, who remains unidentified, did not have a concealed carry permit............

The idiot-man was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance and was treated for non-life threatening injuries.

Side Bar: "I loves the ladies! Oh yeah!" His face says it all!!!

Political correctness and over kill have been running amuck for years. The authorities have now turned once routine childhood faux pas into nonsensical offenses and absurd news stories. Case in point.

A 6 year old Casanova is expected to return to his Colorado school today after getting suspended for kissing a classmate on the hand.

Hunter Yelton has said the girl he pecked likes him back, but officials at the elementary school in Canon City consider his behavior to be sexual harassment. 

Talk about blurred lines! Wouldn't you at least have to know what sex is to sexually harass someone?

The romantic overture came as the first graders were in the middle of a reading lesson and Yelton smooched his classmates' hand, according to his recollection.

The gesture was not seen as a sweet expression of affection by officials at Lincoln School of Science and Technology. Yelton was summoned to the principal's office and his mother was called in for a meeting too.

He has previous run-in's with the school's disciplinary board, which played a role in determining the current punishment.

He previously kissed the same girl on the cheek and on another time was reprimanded for rough housing.

I hope he doesn't make the mistake of throwing a paper plane. He might get sent to Federal prison for flying without a pilots license.

Eventually, they decided to teach him a lesson by kicking him out of school for a couple of days.

The boy's mother considers the punishment to be excessive, according to the local media.

"She was fine with it. They are boyfriend and girlfriend," said Yelton's mom Jennifer Saunders.

Calling two six year olds boyfriend and girlfriend is a bit much Mom. Not to mention a little creepy. Just a little.

She then went on to say.

 "Now my son is asking questions… what is sex mommy? That should not ever be said, sex. Not in a sentence with a six year old."

Neither should boyfriend &.........Never mind.

The only thing worse than a cold McDonald's burger, is some cold McDonalds fries. Horrible is almost too nice a word. They disintegrate in your mouth like fried, salted dust.

French fries are nothing to joke about even in France. Just ask the French man who pulled an ax on an unsuspecting McDonald's drive-thru attendant afterhe was  allegedly served cold fries.

The ax attack occurred at a McDonald's near Paris around 2 a.m. Sunday. The late-night diner bashed in the drive-thru window with the weapon, Le Parisien reports.

He then threw the ax inside the fast food restaurant and drove off. Police caught up to him shortly after and took the 26 year old man into custody, according to local reports.

It's not the first time a McDonald's customer has apparently become enraged over a subpar order. Last year, two Tennessee men returned to a McDonald's after throwing back some beers and hurled bricks at the establishment. At the time, the men admitted to police that they were upset because McDonald's had messed up "their cheeseburgers".

Like the legendary Rick James once said, "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"


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