Police arrested Richard Bull, 51, after he allegedly drove his Dodge Ram into a construction site in the parking lot of a Lee County McDonald's.
Authorities say that Bull's blood alcohol level was 159, nearly twice the legal limit.
During conversations with police, Bull allegedly claimed that he was not behind the wheel at the time of the accident.
Yeah, that's normally what imaginary friends do when you're in trouble.
Bull has taught driver's education at Riverdale High School for 10 years, Amity Chandler, spokeswoman for the school district.
"We can confidently say he won't be teaching driver's education," Chandler said.
Bull is charged with driving under the influence and property damage.
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This little fella is also apparently pretty classy, adding, "And i want a blue suit with a red pee-wee Herman tie."
Rory's holiday list went viral when, with his permission, his sister Olivia snapped a picture of it and sent it to the popular radio show in Ireland. The radio show team then posted it on Facebook. That image now has more than 1480 likes and has 570 shares.
An argument over the meaning of all-you-can-eat has led to assault charges for a woman in suburban Chicago.
Police in Oak Lawn, Illinois, said 27-year-old Natasha West flipped out at a Denny's restaurant after the waitress toldher she couldn't share her $4 all you can eat flap jacks with the other people at the table, according to The Smoking Gun.
None of the blows landed on the waitress, according to police, but West and her party allegedly then left the restaurant without paying, only to stop to kick a door several times while on her way out, according to the Chicago Tribune.
The restaurant manager called police, who tracked down West and her dinner crew in a car a short time later. They were taken back to the Denny's where restaurant employees positively identified them.
But that wig was the real crime!!!!!
Jail records at the Cook County Jail show she is no longer in custody.