Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (10-25-2014)

We've all accidently sent a text message to the wrong person at one time or another. You just have to be careful  when you decide to send that naughty message to your husband or your wife that you don't accidently send it to your mother in law, your pastor, or in the case of this super fool, to your probation officer!

A Georgia man is back behind bars after mistakenly sending a request for marijuana to the worst person imaginable.

Alvin Cross Jr., of Albany, accidentally sent a text message reading “You have some weed?” to his probation officer. Cross was on probation after being sentenced to 15 years in prison for armed robbery offense in 2006.

In response to the text, law enforcement raided Cross’ residence, where they discovered a bag of cocaine............

As a result, Cross pleaded guilty on Monday to cocaine possession and was sentenced to a year in prison.

Question: How old is too old to drive?

Answer: 92!!

A Maine woman is alive after mistaking a boat launch ramp for a road and driving straight into the harbor.............

Eva Linfest 92 was behind the wheel of what was most likely a 78' Buick Road Master, or an 83' Lincoln Continental, Thursday morning when she plunged into the water of Belfast Harbor.

Officials said both the ramp and the surface of the water were covered in a layer of leaves, and Lenfest later said she had thought she was driving on the road. There was also heavy rain that morning, which further decreased visibility.

Two men working in the harbor, Bryden Burlseon of Belmont Boatworks and Assistant Harbor Master Howard Whitcomb, were able to get to the car in a rubber dinghy and pull Lenfest out.

“[Bryden] had actually got the door open and got her unhooked, and he was trying to get her out but the car was going down. So I jumped in the boat and we got hold of her and pulled her out,” Whitcomb said.

Harbormaster Katherine Pickering told the paper that the men got Lenfest out “just a split second” before her car was totally submerged.

Lenfest was taken to a hospital but is reportedly doing fine in good condition.

McDonald food is organic?! Who knew!!!!!

Unsuspecting food critics were duped into thinking McDonald's grub was posh "organic alternative fast food".

YouTube pranksters Sacha and Cedrique film foodies' reaction to their supposed 'healthy' meals at the annual food fair in Houten in the Netherlands.

The pair are seen to stock up on chicken nuggets, Big Macs and muffins and at the famous burger joint before taking them to the food convention, removing the packaging and presenting them on platters as 'organic samples'.

In the video, filmed for online channel Life Hunters TV, the first punters to try the tricksters' fare describe it as "delicious", "fresh" and "tasty".Another says: "Rolls around the tongue nicely, if it were wine, I'd say it was fine." 

Sacha and Cedrique then ask their unwitting suspects to compare their produce to McDonald's food.

"It definitely tastes a lot better," says one girl confidently.

"The taste is a lot richer," agrees her friend.

The jokers conclude: "If you tell people that something is organic, they'll automatically believe it's organic!"

Some viewers questioned what the prank sought to prove, with one YouTube user commented: "MickyD's burgers are tasty but definitely unhealthy.

"So of course if you tell people it's a healthy organic option they will like it, it's not hard to make food taste great if you just add enough fat and salt."

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