Just When You Thought You Heard It All News (8-8-2014)

I WILL NOT call this story unbeweavable because that's just too easy, and not clever enough. But there must be a huge weave shortage in Houston, since a group of robbers have robbed another beauty-supply store, getting away with several thousand dollars’ worth of fake hair.

No word on whether it was Yakki, Perm Straight, or Wet and wavy.

Houston police told the local media that the robbers used their vehicle to break through a wall of the Sense Beauty Supply store in northwest Houston early Wednesday morning.

According to the news station, the owners’ security system not only notified them of the burglary but also allowed them to see the robbers in the store on a live video feed. They immediately called the police and notified them of the hair heist, but the bandits had already taken off by the time the cops arrived.

No one knows whether the thieves stoled enough glue to go with the hair.

Drunk people with long hair and escalators are a bad mix.

Dr. Ruthie Crider, an emergency room physician in Savannah, Georgia, saw the potential dangers first hand when an intoxicated male came to the E.R. with his hair barely attached to his head.

"As we were trying to get the cervical collar on him [to protect his spine], the patient leans over and vomits. Literally, I am staring at his skull," she said.

The patient showed up in the ambulance bay of the hospital and was so drunk that he either couldn't or wouldn't tell the E.R. docs how he was scalped.

"When you have an open wound, you need to know what caused the injury," Crider said.

The man's injuries took place at a time when the circus was in town, leading Crider to speculate he was attacked by circus animals or was one of the side shows.......

When she tried to find out if lions, tigers or bears were involved, the patient was unresponsive.

"He's not being helpful at all, not letting us know what lacerated his skin in this horrific way," Crider said.

Instead, she said he kept asking for another drink..........

Crider finally put two and two together when a police officer showed up at the E.R. looking for a 40-year-old male who had reportedly been injured at a local mall on an elevator not an escalator.

"I was considering how this patient got injured in an elevator and I thought, 'Does that even make sense?'" she said.

Crider suddenly remembered one of her biggest childhood fears was getting her hair stuck in the escalator and figured that was what happened to the mystery patient.

I believe that all women are beautiful in their own way. EXCEPT THIS ONE!! I don't know her. But I don't see a way, and the fact that she was walking around with no drawers on is the stuff that nightmares are made of.

Don't worry about forgetting your homework, this teacher forgot her pants, witnesses said.

Oklahoma schoolteacher Lori Ann Hill 49, was allegedly spotted drunk and without pants on her first day of work at Wagoner High School Monday.

On the first day?! She should have at least waited until she got vested.

“She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” according to Police Chief Bob Haley. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”

Hill was hired by the school this year for a special education position. 

But as it turns out she is in need of some special education.

She allegedly admitted to drinking vodka before coming to work, and was charged with public intoxication.

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