Just When Thought You Heard It All News (8-31-2013)

So......what were you doing when you were 11 ? I'll bet it was nothing like this.

The hardest part of college life for Carson Huey-You is the weight of the books he must carry in his backpack.

After all, Carson’s only 4-foot-7, 75 pounds and 11-years-old as he embarks on his freshman year at Texas Christian University.

He became TCU’s youngest student ever when classes started last week. The physics major says he plans to be a quantum physicist.

The South lake child graduated in May as co-valedictorian from a private Grapevine high school at age 10. He scored 1770 on his SAT, and his mother, Claretta Huey-You, says Carson was reading by age 2. She says numbers and math came easily to him, he plays classical music on the piano, and he can speak Mandarin Chinese.

Side Bar: I am always amazed at the fact that people who claim that they aren't ashamed of themselves  blur their faces in pics.

If this isn't  "just when you thought you heard it all news", I don't know what is!

If you’ve ever looked for a way to "justify", your adultery, and quench your freaky thirst, then you might want to give ChristianSwingers.com a try.

No, that’s not a joke or a typo, and I wish it was a mistake but, yes.

Christian.

Swingers.

In the same sentence.

The site has sparked controversy and conversation across Facebook and Twitter about the merits of the hilarious  and hypocritical  website, which offers couples the option of practicing “free love” with “men, women, transsexuals, cross-dressers, couples, groups (more than 2), gay couples or lesbian couples.”

This is how the site describes the group.

"For Christian Swingers things are not easy often other religious people judge you, out of ignorance or envy, telling you that your lifestyle and love practices are wrong. But the Bible teaches us ‘Judge not lest ye be judged’ and there’s that verse about the first stone… but if you’re keen on keeping your privacy, well yours, and don’t want your friends, coworkers, other PTA members or just about anyone else to know that you don’t have a problem with faith and enjoying free love with other couples, this site can help you! It’s designed to cater to the needs of those like you: devout Christian couples who still want to have an active love life and share it with another, in good faith!

Skip the swingers’ club and meetings where you can be seen and avoid bad reputation your personal life is something shared between you and our partner; other couples willing to join you are probably having the same problems. Visiting this site might change your life for the better and increase the number of your potential dating partners – a few simple steps in the registration process will open up a whole new virtual world of possibilities! Since privacy is an issue here, you can still choose to remain anonymous until you decide to trust someone enough to share such personal information  something that’s not possible in classic swingers’ meetings and clubs, which might even lean towards openness and promotion is this lifestyle. Visit our club and discover other Christian couples with the same interests and desires who find you hot. Christian Swingers website will make your life easier and give you more access to potential dating partners!"

And put you on an express train to hell wearing gasoline underwear.

I don't believe in luck. I believe in being blessed. But if I did believe in luck, I would believe that this woman has bad luck. 

A Nebraska man is suing Walmart for using defective plastic bags. He claims that one of them was ultimately responsible for his wife's untimely death.

This is yet another reason not to shop at Walmart.

The local media reports:

William Freis of Plattsmouth said his wife, Lynette, went grocery shopping April 16, 2010, at the Walmart Super center and the cashier gave her one plastic bag for two 42-ounce cans of La Choy and a 2-pound bag of rice.

While she was walking to the car, Freis' bag broke and its contents landed on one of her feet, causing a cut. The cut got infected and "despite multiple rounds of antibiotics and two surgical procedures," the infection spread and she died in the hospital, the suit said.

Wow! 

According to the Associated Press, the lawsuit alleges Walmart did not effectively train its employees on how to fill customers' bags.

The bag's manufacturer, Hilex Poly Co. is also a defendant in the suit.

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