If you live in China and you’re still looking for an extra-spooky Halloween costume, the Shenzhen Lanbingcai Latex Crafts Factory has got you covered with what could quite possibly be the most frightening mask in the history of the world!
The factory, which churns out tons of Halloween costumes and masks, is distributing rubber masks of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump within mainland China, as seen in Getty Images’ photo database.
They cost about $4, which is about $3.99 too much, and they’re pretty terrifying.
China has come up again and again as one of the many scapegoats in Trump’s description of the world. He has blamed the country for, keeping its currency cheap and possibly even hacking the Democratic National Committee.
The Chinese government has yet to comment on the U.S. election, but several news outlets have called out the “weirdness” of this election cycle and denounced the process as corrupt.
Trump and Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton just had their third and final presidential debate on Wednesday night. He currently only has a 5.5 percent chance of winning the election, Which is the equivalent of a snowballs chance in hell, according to recent polls.
Anybody with the slightest bit of "street knowledge" knows one thing, the game is to be sold not to be told. But I guess nobody bothered to explain the rules to this dumb donkey....
Jay “The Plug” Mendoza a black and Cuban immigrant decided to take his crack cooking talents to new heights by live streaming his skills on Facebook with an all inclusive cocaine tutorial........... His live streaming views on Facebook reached 100K before being shut down. He even provided a website (TheRealDrugs.com) with an email and was offering one on one personal coaching to teach people the tricks to get the most out of cooking crack. For aspiring crack dealers Mendoza's service was a dream come true. But for Mendoza, who had what is quite possibly the stupidest idea in the history of the world, lets just say it didn't work out the we he had planned. He was promptly arrested, and charged with being a moron, and impersonating an idiot.
Jay “The Plug” Mendoza a black and Cuban immigrant decided to take his crack cooking talents to new heights by live streaming his skills on Facebook with an all inclusive cocaine tutorial........... His live streaming views on Facebook reached 100K before being shut down. He even provided a website (TheRealDrugs.com) with an email and was offering one on one personal coaching to teach people the tricks to get the most out of cooking crack. For aspiring crack dealers Mendoza's service was a dream come true. But for Mendoza, who had what is quite possibly the stupidest idea in the history of the world, lets just say it didn't work out the we he had planned. He was promptly arrested, and charged with being a moron, and impersonating an idiot.
He released a statement saying:
“MAN WE DON’T OWN NO COCOA PLANTS IN THIS COUNTRY I’M JUST TRYING TO FEED MY KIDS AND HELP US GET OUT THE GHETTO, THEY NEED TO LOCK UP THE GOVERNMENT THEY PUT THIS SH*T HERE NOT ME I’M JUST A SCAPEGOAT” — JAY
When 400-pound gorilla Kumbuka escaped from his enclosure at the London Zoo on Oct. 13, we can only imagine how scared some people were. The zoo was put on lock down and armed officials showed up, ready to contend with any mayhem.
But Kumbuka wasn’t looking for any trouble. Apparently, he was looking for delicious fruity syrup according to a Wednesday blog post by the institution’s zoological director David Field.
“Staff raised the alarm that triggered our standard escape response, while Kumbuka briefly explored the zookeeper area next door to his den, where he opened and drank five litres of undiluted blackcurrant squash. (“Squash”) is British English for a type of water diluted fruit concentrate).
Much-publicized footage showed Kumbuka banging against the glass around his enclosure in response to rude zoo visitors who were taunting him. The Daily Mail reported that Kumbuka smashed through the glass to escape. But Field wrote that’s not what actually happened:
Kumbuka was called into his private night quarters for his dinner at around 5.10 p.m. on Thursday 13th October. As a big silverback male with a matching appetite, he eats separately from the females - otherwise they wouldn’t get a look in.Unfortunately the door to his den had not been properly secured and a secondary security door had not yet been locked.We’ve since established that Kumbuka made an opportunistic escape from his unlocked den into the staff-only service corridor where a zookeeper was working.Thanks to the incredibly close bond and relationship shared by the zookeeper and Kumbuka, the zookeeper was able to continually reassure Kumbuka, talking to him calmly and in the same light-hearted tone he would always use, as he removed himself from the area.
Zoo staff contained Kumbuka in the staff-only corridor, which is where the primate partook of his fruity indulgence, according to Field. They then tranquilized him and transported him back to his den.
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